Heard at my house at approximately 7:20am yesterday morning (I had to get up an hour early for work):
Dobby: I NEED TO GET IN THERE
Dobby: I NEED to brush my teeth!
Me: Why the HELL didn’t you do that before I got in the shower?
Dobby: *long drawn-out explanation that I can’t remember*
Me: WHAT THE HELL.
Dobby: THIS IS WHY I LIKE GETTING READY ALONE IN THE MORNINGS!
Me: THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU GETTING READY ALONE IN THE MORNINGS!
RR: Oh the two of you are SUCH a joy in the morning.
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