Why I wait to get up…

Heard at my house at approximately 7:20am yesterday morning (I had to get up an hour early for work):

Dobby: I NEED TO GET IN THERE

Me: WHAT?!?!

Dobby: I NEED to brush my teeth!

Me: Why the HELL didn’t you do that before I got in the shower?

Dobby: *long drawn-out explanation that I can’t remember*

Me: WHAT THE HELL.

Dobby: THIS IS WHY I LIKE GETTING READY ALONE IN THE MORNINGS!

Me: THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU GETTING READY ALONE IN THE MORNINGS!

RR: Oh the two of you are SUCH a joy in the morning.

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