Archive for May, 2006

I’m so totally stealing….

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

<p>…from <a target="_blank" href="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/exit.php?url_id=1382&amp;entry_id=207" title="http://caroleknits.knitblog.com/" onmouseover="window.status=’http://caroleknits.knitblog.com/’;return true;" onmouseout="window.status=”;return true;">Carole</a> for this post (please forgive me). Mostly because I just want to curl up and die and thinking up an original post is just too hard to even contemplate right now.</p><p>So, here is the ‘JessaLu’ version of The Good, The Bad and the Too Horrible to Contemplate:</p><p><b>Good:</b> Getting the dentist out of the way yesterday and the drugs they gave me - I can’t remember much of it.</p><p><b>Bad: </b> Thinking that it was the last visit for a long time and I’d be 99.9% done except for a cleaning twice a year.</p><p><b>Worse:</b> My teeth right now. The fact that I can’t close my mouth like I used to because my back teeth have been built up (which was the plan, but it still hurts), the fact that I can’t open my mouth without pain and…I have to go back again in about 6 weeks to maybe, possibly, hopefully be FINALLY done with this bullshit.</p><p><b>Horrible:</b> I GOT MY EFFING PERIOD yesterday so the cramps are awful and…did I mention that I just want to die? (<span title="My daughter (The Teen)" class="serendipity_glossaryMarkup">Dobby</span> and <span title="Whipping Boy - Dobby’s BF" class="serendipity_glossaryMarkup">WB</span> - aren’t you glad you started reading my blog?)</p><p><b>Too Horrible to Contemplate:</b> The pile of work waiting for me when I return tomorrow.</p><p>Okay whining over. (at least whining in public, I’ll be whining to <span title="Roger Rabbit - my SO" class="serendipity_glossaryMarkup">RR</span> all day on the phone) </p><p>So, who all’s going to <a target="_blank" href="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/exit.php?url_id=1383&amp;entry_id=207" title="http://www.masheepwool.org/" onmouseover="window.status=’http://www.masheepwool.org/’;return true;" onmouseout="window.status=”;return true;">Cummington</a> on Saturday??</p><p>I’m going to go <strike>sit</strike> <strike>curl up in a ball of misery</strike> lay on the couch and feel sorry for myself now. Thanks for listening…</p>



Welcome to…

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

<p>…’An Idiot’s Guide to Dyeing Yarn with Kool-Aid’ (or, watch an idiot dye yarn with Kool Aid - you decide)…</p><p><img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/psghetti.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />First, after I tie the skein in about four places, I soak the <strike>victim</strike> yarn in a bowl of warmish water (with a few very <i>very</i> generous glugs of vinegar). I let it soak for several hours - like 4 or 5 or even overnight.</p><p>While it’s soaking I mix together the dyeing solution. I use two packets of Kool-Aid for each color and then I sprinkle in some black cherry or grape to tone down the ’80’s psychedelic’ look that Kool-Aid is famous for. (pssst - when you sprinkle black cherry into lemonade you get that really weird light pink that<img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: right; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/Photos/kool.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /> is in this skein). It doesn’t really matter too much how much water/vinegar you mix with the Kool-Aid, it mostly matters how many packets of the mix you put in the water. So, if you are going to dye a whole skein with one color you would mix six or seven packets of the color into enough water/vinegar to cover your skein (that is, if you want really deep colors, if you want lighter, go with less). Here, I am using the ‘dump it on and hope to hell it looks pretty’ method hence the only two packets for each color. So I put about four ounces of water and two ounces of vinegar in with each color. This actually has shown to be too much water (and now my dishwasher has lovely red drips all down the side of it) so next time I’ll probably use two ounces of water and one ounce of vinegar for each color. (or what I <img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/Photos/actionshot.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />*really* do - a little bit of warmish water and a glug of vinegar in each cup - really scientific, I know.)</p><p>So once the skein is done soaking, squeeze it out and lay it on three or four lengths of plastic wrap. Then pour on the color in sections - btw, I’ve noticed in superwash yarn that the dye takes almost immediately.</p><p>Once you have applied all the colors you want (I try to stay at four or less), put a couple more lengths of plastic wrap on top of your skein and package it up nice and pretty for the microwave. I like to put it in<img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: right; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/Photos/baggage.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /> either a large ziploc bag (vented, of course - no one wants a spectacular explosion of color in their microwave…at least *I* don’t) or a glass dish. I nuke mine for two minutes - which is usually enough. You might want to go longer. If you do, cook it for two minutes, let it rest for two, then cook it for two again. Don’t go longer than two minutes at a time…it’s not pretty. Burned kool-aid and wool don’t smell so hot, either. ;o) The test for whether it is done or not is by looking at the water in the skein - if it is clear or mostly clear odds are you’re done.</p><p><img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/Photos/hotgloves.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />Once it’s done, let it cool for a few minutes so you don’t burn yourself (as you have probably already guessed, I learned that one the hard way. I’m not known for my patience). Unwrap the yarn in the sink and then run hot water on the SIDE of the sink - NOT directly on the yarn or you’ll end up with a felted mess. (one good thing about superwash - no felting. But I still don’t run water directly on it). You’re going to have the yarn between the running water and the drain, kind of like a dam, to rinse any remaining dye out. Make the water cooler bit by bit until it’s cold. <img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; float: right; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/driedout.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></p><p>After rinsing, I squeeze out the excess water and soak the skein in some Eucalan and warm water for about an hour. Then, I put it in a lingerie bag and spin in it my washing machine (the bag is a *very* important step). After it spins it’s mostly dry. However, I’m impatient and don’t like to wait so I put it on a drying rack in my dryer on extra low for about 30 minutes ;o)</p><p>After it’s dry, I re-skein it and voila! Pretty yarn. ;o)</p><p align="center"><a class="serendipity_image_link" href="uploads/Photos/skeined.jpg" onclick="F1 = window.open(’/uploads/Photos/skeined.jpg’,'Zoom’,'height=495,width=655,top=144,left=192,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,resize=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=yes’); return false;"><img width="175" height="131" style="border: 0px none ; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="uploads/Photos/skeined.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" /></a></p><p>(notice how thrilled the dog is. She can hardly contain her excitement.) Hopefully this has helped some people who still have questions about dyeing with Kool-Aid :o) You can also try Googling ‘dye yarn with kool aid’ (in quotes) and see what you get. Good luck! <i>(I set up a slideshow with all the photos I took during this project <a target="_blank" href="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/exit.php?url_id=1378&amp;entry_id=206" title="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/gallery/v/dyejob/slideshow.html" onmouseover="window.status=’http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/gallery/v/dyejob/slideshow.html’;return true;" onmouseout="window.status=”;return true;">here</a>. You can change the speed and the size of the photos by using the drop down menus)</i></p><p><i>P.S. Thank you all for your complements on my new ‘do :o) You guys are awesome!</i><i></i></p><p><i>P.P.S. I’m going to be MIA for a couple of days - I have a big appointment at the dentist tomorrow to try to finish up my new smile. I’ll be on the couch in a <strike>stupid</strike> stupor tomorrow (and <span title="Roger Rabbit - my SO" class="serendipity_glossaryMarkup">RR</span> will be here too so those of you who know where I live - don’t even think about sneaking in and raiding my stash…although, he might let you take it just so he can reclaim some closet space…)</i></p><p><i>P.P.P.S.  This one is *the* most important.  Somehow my TiVo managed to miss the last ten fricken minutes of How I Met Your Mother’s fricken SEASON FRICKEN FINALE.  (okay not somehow.  I know how and I hope his approval rating drops in proportion to this little stunt.  The ass.)  It’s not on YouTube (which saved my ass previously with Grey’s) and none of my ‘local’ friends have it.  I have. to. see this (as does<a href="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/exit.php?url_id=1379&amp;entry_id=206" title="http://lauraknitting.blogspot.com/" onmouseover="window.status=’http://lauraknitting.blogspot.com/’;return true;" onmouseout="window.status=”;return true;" target="_blank"> Laura</a> - we’re both majorly not happy about this).  I am willing to give away sock yarn for this.  Hell, I’m willing to BUY sock yarn for the lucky recipient if that’s what it takes.  If you have this episode, please, I beg of you, take pity on us and let me know.  I will be forever in your debt.  Seriously.</i><i></i></p><p />



Sometimes…

Friday, May 19th, 2006

<p>…a girl needs a change.<img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4637-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: right; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /></p><p>You know, a little pick-me-up. Something to make her feel alive and that will also make her feel that the other people in her life can ’see’ her again.</p><p>For some, they just do a little change-up in the hair color. Others, they buy a few additions to their wardrobe.</p><p>Then there are the girls that cut eleven and a half inches off of their hair.</p><p>I would fall into that 2nd category. </p><p>I’ve been saying for a while that I wanted to <strike>shake off that monkey on my back</strike> cut my hair. It was a huuuuuge burden, gave me headaches, wallet-aches and took waaaay too much time to wash and dry. I had made an appointment back in February to get a ‘trim’ today but I decided to *really* get a trim. Unfortunately, I had no idea just how long my hair was or I would have donated it to Locks of Love. It really <img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4643-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" />bothers me that I didn’t. </p><p>I had told <span title="Roger Rabbit - my SO" class="serendipity_glossaryMarkup">RR</span> that I was going to get my hair cut, but I told him that it would be ’shoulder length’ and not to worry. So he didn’t ;o) I had had short hair before, right after we met I went and got it <strike>all hacked off </strike>cut. However, that cut was no comparison to this one. Caroline really knows what she’s doing - she about danced around when I said, &quot;I’m done. Cut it off, do whatever you want.&quot; (doesn’t she look awful happy in that picture?)</p><p><a href="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/exit.php?url_id=1374&amp;entry_id=205" title="http://spiderwomanknits.blogspirit.com" onmouseover="window.status=’http://spiderwomanknits.blogspirit.com’;return true;" onmouseout="window.status=”;return true;" target="_blank">Abi</a> went with me to hold <strike>me down</strike> my hand which really helped. Who knows, maybe Ab will decide it’s time for ‘a change’ ;o) (she also took all the photos you see here - thanks again, Abi!)</p><p><img width="175" height="131" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4640-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /><img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4642-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /><img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4645-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /></p><p><img width="175" height="131" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4647-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /><img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4648-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; float: left; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /><img width="131" height="175" src="http://jessaluknits.yarncourtesans.com/uploads/Photos/PICT4649-medium.serendipityThumb.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" alt="" /></p><p /><p>Swear to gawd I feel like I’ve lost 15 lbs. LOVE it! ;o)</p><p>And…RR likes it too ;o)</p>