Oh the horror…
It all started innocently enough – doesn’t it always? I had run out of clean hand knit sockage so I threw a bunch of them into the sink to soak without really looking and let them sit for about 20 minutes. The horror began when I took them out to dry. The first few were okay…then I took out the p-sockage. (you know the pair, I had to fix the toe on one about a month ago) The first one was fine the next…
…not so fine. Let me share with you the vision that made me go all Nancy Kerrigan in the middle of my kitchen:
Say it with me now, “Why?! WHY?!?! W H Y ?!?!?!”
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I’m trying to feel sorry for you, but it’s hard when I’m laughing my ass off! Oh, how I miss the Nancy/Tonya drama!
Oh no! not another one!
Knock! Knock!
Didn’t think opportunity would come knocking so soon, eh? So, are you ready to try darning again?
What the hell?!?!?!?
That just sucks!
BUMMER!!!
Is it the toe on that one too or the heel? Ah, I feel for you. It just doesn’t seem fair does it?
Ruh roh. I guess you’re going to get to practice your sock mending abilities a little sooner than you wanted.
Nancy Kerrigan….lol! :)
That really sucks. Can you fix it? That just plain sucks!
Because you WEAR THEM! ;-) You can do it!
Oh that does sucks! Hey, look at the bright side at least no one is hitting you in the knee with a bat. It was a bat right?
Hmmmm, that sucks! I don’t understand why it keeps happening..,
The Horror!
Dude! You can’t be serious! Oye….
WHY?? W H Y ??????
Those socks are DOOMED, I tell you!!! DOOMED!
Oh no!!
Oh. My. God.
I would have just started screaming right there.
Makes you want to bust a kneecap, doesn’t it?
Oh no!!
Oh, that’s painful.
Sorry, Jess, holes in new socks really suck, but I lost it with your next to last sentence….and am having a hard time collecting it here. Forgive me.
Sock suckage, most assuredly. This is cause to buy roving, yes? I mean, to make more socks. ;)
Very sorry about the sockie.
What caused that to happen? How unfortunate! It looks like it can be mended…darn it (sorry, couldn’t resist)
AYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
so sad!