Oh the horror…
It all started innocently enough - doesn’t it always? I had run out of clean hand knit sockage so I threw a bunch of them into the sink to soak without really looking and let them sit for about 20 minutes. The horror began when I took them out to dry. The first few were okay…then I took out the p-sockage. (you know the pair, I had to fix the toe on one about a month ago) The first one was fine the next…
…not so fine. Let me share with you the vision that made me go all Nancy Kerrigan in the middle of my kitchen:
Say it with me now, “Why?! WHY?!?! W H Y ?!?!?!”
March 27th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
I’m trying to feel sorry for you, but it’s hard when I’m laughing my ass off! Oh, how I miss the Nancy/Tonya drama!
March 27th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Oh no! not another one!
March 28th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Knock! Knock!
Didn’t think opportunity would come knocking so soon, eh? So, are you ready to try darning again?
March 28th, 2007 at 1:03 am
What the hell?!?!?!?
March 28th, 2007 at 6:31 am
That just sucks!
March 28th, 2007 at 9:33 am
BUMMER!!!
March 28th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Is it the toe on that one too or the heel? Ah, I feel for you. It just doesn’t seem fair does it?
March 28th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Ruh roh. I guess you’re going to get to practice your sock mending abilities a little sooner than you wanted.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Nancy Kerrigan….lol!
That really sucks. Can you fix it? That just plain sucks!
March 28th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Because you WEAR THEM!
You can do it!
March 28th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Oh that does sucks! Hey, look at the bright side at least no one is hitting you in the knee with a bat. It was a bat right?
March 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Hmmmm, that sucks! I don’t understand why it keeps happening..,
March 28th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
The Horror!
March 28th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Dude! You can’t be serious! Oye….
March 28th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
WHY?? W H Y ??????
Those socks are DOOMED, I tell you!!! DOOMED!
March 28th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Oh no!!
March 28th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Oh. My. God.
I would have just started screaming right there.
March 28th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Makes you want to bust a kneecap, doesn’t it?
March 28th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Oh no!!
March 28th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Oh, that’s painful.
March 28th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Sorry, Jess, holes in new socks really suck, but I lost it with your next to last sentence….and am having a hard time collecting it here. Forgive me.
March 29th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Sock suckage, most assuredly. This is cause to buy roving, yes? I mean, to make more socks.
Very sorry about the sockie.
March 30th, 2007 at 8:53 am
What caused that to happen? How unfortunate! It looks like it can be mended…darn it (sorry, couldn’t resist)
March 30th, 2007 at 9:19 am
AYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
so sad!