ECF…

…brought to you by summer, camping and the fact I’m hungry and considering making a s’more in the microwave. Also, there’s nothing photogenic around the house right now (I’m pissed at Jazz, she chewed my FREAKING LL Bean slipper so it’s unwearable which makes her WAY far from cute to me right now):

Mmmm ... S'mores

I also can’t see very well right this second since, for reasons unbeknownst to my conscious mind, my subconscious mind decided it would be a good idea to ram a mascara wand into my right eye about five minutes ago. Maybe it’s trying to tell me something, like my eyelashes shouldn’t be brown. What the hell is it about mascara application, anyway? You’re hovering millimeters from your eyeball with a pointy stick thinking, “must…be…careful…” and then WHAM your internal wiring has a hiccup and you have Maybelline black/brown on your cornea, your eye is watering all over the place and you have to re-do the whole freaking concealer process.

ouch.

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9 thoughts on “ECF…

  1. LOL – I too seem to have my most spastic moments while holding a mascara wand. What’s with that?

    I’d love to be hanging by that fire right now!

  2. Dang girl, you need to call it a night. Have a beer and talk RR into a back rub. I hope that isn’t Jazz in the aluminum foil… just kidding, I know better.

  3. Poor Jazz! She found your slippers as tasty as you do. :-)

    I switched to clear mascara, not that it helps the “poking effect”. But it doesn’t end up making me look like a raccoon at the end of the day. Hope you can see clearly now (la la la).

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