When you hear the f-bomb…
…you know we’re deep into tax season around here. I thought since I’ve been so quiet I’d give you all an update on the hell that is my life this time of year – though my long-time readers already know that I’m usually pretty scarce between February and April (and know why). ;o)
So…yeah. I’ve had a helluva week. I’m mostly done with my biggest nightmare (yes, you Scout but it’s not your fault, it’s Paypal! Bastahds! You I love, them I hate. Much.) and have my second biggest nightmare yet to tackle – since I haven’t received his expense reports yet. Not a one, not even a lonely gas receipt. Seriously, I don’t think the guy has a clue that his time is running out.
…which reminds me, I have an extension to file. For a different client. Crap. *scribbles on to-do list*
As for the f-bomb, our friend Dave gave me his W2′s a couple of weeks ago and decided to stop by the other day to…get this…sign his ‘paper thing’ (yes, that is what he said and I sweartogsd he does it on purpose). I looked him straight in the eye (not easy since he’s 6’4″ in socks) and said, “F*ck you, Dave. Get. Out.” He laughed all the way to the car.
The jackass. He’s lucky he could still walk. ;op
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At least you haven’t lost your sense of humor.
Carole’s last blog post..Eye Candy Friday
LMAO… Seriously. LMAO. You know I’d say it to his face too, imagine us doing it in STEREO. :P
Tina M.’s last blog post..Mr. “Pointy”
Yikes! Guess I better pull all our tax crap together and send it off to our tax guy. Time keeps on slipping… And that was totally appropriate. And professional this time of year! :)
So I guess that for you tax season is just one giant WTF Wednesday. Just one big f***’n Wednesday.
Which is probably why they also call it hump day. I never thought of it that way before.
Betty’s last blog post..Eye Candy Friday — Proof of Spring!
Well, at least you can pet the fiber to relax, right?
Kelli’s last blog post..Staghorn Fini
I still have scars from Tax Season with my dad. {Shudder}
Risa’s last blog post..Definitely Looking Up
Please tell me that you smacked him for that.
Cookie’s last blog post..I don’t know anything about these people
And you took the time to pack up my prize and get it to me. I’m impressed! The bag arrived and I love it! LOVE. It! Thanks! The chocolate is pretty good, too. Thank you!!
As for your friend Dave – good for you! And thanks for the laugh. :)
Chris’s last blog post..Sometimes There’s No Other Way To Put It
Yes, very lucky that he can still walk, never mind see.
*runs away*
or maybe I’ll lick you and give you the potential barf germs.
*cries*
scoutj’s last blog post..Eye Candy Friday & Sock Club Sign Ups are NOW!
My sympathies to you. *sends some virtual chocolate and glass of wine.
Jennifer’s last blog post..It’s been a while
Tax season pisses me off too. Apparently in Canada, some companies don’t have to send out the earnings on investment slip (damned if I know the code for it) So I can’t file till mid-April. I have everything else totalled up and ready to go. It pisses me off.
Carol’s last blog post..Fingernail Friday
i can’t believe he laughed. :-o
Opal’s last blog post..Coin and Silver Swirls Bracelet
I might be mistaken but I’m sensing some tension here.
And the chanting begins…”One more month. OHMMMM”
;-)
Fucking A right. The end is near (tax season that is)
Kim’s last blog post..Trudging Along
Oh bless your heart.
That is why I always try to treat my accountant with a lot of respect…she walks on water, as far as I’m concerned!
karin mt’s last blog post..Happy St Patrick’s Day!