Allow me to translate for those that don’t speak annoying tourist: *in annoying high-pitched voice* “YOOO-HOOOO!”

This is it! This is the week we’ve all been waiting for! The excuse for all you lurkers to de-lurk yourselves and let it be known that you frequent this little slice of heaven the web!

You know you want to, whatcha waiting for? Let me know your deepest secrets the color of the shirt you’re wearing today, the weather where you live or, hell, let me know if you stumbled upon me by accident and don’t ever want to come back because you think I suck and don’t like the color of my background. I don’t care – as long as you comment!

You have to – it’s National De-Lurking Week! You have no excuses.


Edited to add:

Okay, maybe I’m being a bit harsh…I didn’t mean to scare anyone! I just…I mean…deep down *sniffle* I just want to be shown the love…that’s all…just show me the love!! I know you’re out there and you’re reading me (I have my ways…muahahahaha) so just take a second and let me know what you think – am I doing this right? Wrong? Seriously, I just want to know what you’re thinking. That’s one of the things that makes blogging fun – getting that comment that lets you know if you hit the right note in your entry (or the wrong one, for that matter). For me, it’s knowing that I made someone laugh – or made them feel like they aren’t the only person with a terror teenager in their life who wants to just run away to Siberia where it’s nice and quiet and no one is screaming, “MOM! I NEED TO BE AT THE MALL RIGHT. NOW.!” Or…like they aren’t the only person who can’t get a pair of Jaywalkers to fit their damned feet (although things are looking a bit brighter on that front). That’s all…I hope to hear from you ;o)